I never call it
It just comes when it pleases
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##Verse 1
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong?
It’s swell to have a stiffy
It’s divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world’s biggest prick
##Verse 2
So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife’s best friend
Your Percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don’t take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won’t come back
[Outro (spoken)] Thank you very much
Now sit on my face and tell me that you love me
Armstrong and Miller, for those that were wondering.Whoops. I was mistaken. It’s Monty Python.
Mine is known as The Great Depression.
A lot of people got fucked by The Great Depression. It also caused quite a few suicides. Good for you!
I think they mean it in more of a topogical sense, maybe. Could be either/both.
Where’s pecker? Or pizzle?
You’re at least 65 years old
I first heard pizzle in Kingdom Come Deliverance: “Are you pulling my pizzle?”
That’s where I heard it 😂
Stop yanking me pizzle!
Or member.
wand = double nerd alert.
I put on my robe and wizard hat…
I’ll put on a witch’s hat and then we can have a duel.
mister boopsy fucking killed me
… And he can do it again in 2-5 hours ;)
I like how “British” is part of the derogatory portion of the list
Bri’ish*
Bwi’ish*
I can accept being British but at least I’m not French.
It’s definitely “nob”, they’re “not a bloody door, mate”
yall are missing out on not having cold feet when sleeping, I’m just saying
I don’t cage my tootsies when not necessary
there’s very comfy kinds of socks, you just gotta find them
It’s the tonsil tickler or the pooper probe. The wizards staff, rod of power, batter blaster, turkey baster, or goo gun. There are some that call it… Tim.
Hi, I’m Lo Wang. I’ll be your acupuncturist today.
You no mess with Lo Wang
I knew a girl that refereed to her breasts as ‘the girls’ and dicks as ‘the little gentlemen’.
“May I come in, ma’am?”
I’ve heard the former a million times but I’ve never heard the latter.
peentis is what me and my hubby call ours
ours
I like that ownership’s shared.
i meant more so that we both have a peentis but i like your interpretation better.
“Your penis? No comrade. Our penis”
I tried to reference my husband’s penis as “our penis” to him, and he was all “Absolutely not.”
I was like, “We only have the one between us! We have to share!”
He was unmoved.
But is also the responsibility?
jorkin depeanus
Pingas!
I just call it “my eight inches”
Here’s hoping someone done seen that video of the courtroom.
