Peter:

And yet he came back for more?

Bruh. It’s just fancy beanie weenies, what are you talking about?

In the movie, the pizzas were very clearly delivered. Not sure about the comics.

Oh, shit. Is it that time?

This isn’t that different from those misguided souls who put sugar in their cornbread and/or make it like cake. Pan fry it in some butter for a few minutes and I bet it’s killer.

Ha ha, alright! Love ya, buddy, goodnight!

door closes

My friend, have I got the cure for what ails ya.

Usually, humility about the size of one’s sincerity means you’re in for a pleasant surprise.

Iran so far away.

Their companies also did layoffs recently, fyi.

We hit Cambodia again from 80-95!?

I bet Judy could deliver a hell of a spanking.

The flood is way before though. Some people try to retcon a big cameo when John the Baptist (whom Jesus even calls his fucking superior) baptized Jesus.

Wanna hang sometime and bring it all down?

That’s half the fun, when they PING into the back of your throat.

Maybe that’s why Trump is threatening to send Iran back to the Stone Age. He’s trying to regain that military/tech advantage.

There’s no way that produces children. At some point, after enough incest, the offspring are mentally handicapped enough that they can’t have children.

…or so I’ve heard…

I have no idea where to find a better version, but squinted it out:

April: OOH, MY HEAD! WHERE AM I? NOW I REMEMBER, THOSE TURTLES…

Splinter: SOME HOT TEA?

April: WHA? A GIANT RAT???

Splinter: CALM YOURSELF. YOU ARE SAFE!

April: BUT WHO? WHAT?

MICHELANGELO: PIZZA TIME! I’VE GOT SOME PEPPERONI AN’ ICE CREAM, JELLY BEAN AN’ MUSHROOM, AN’ MY FAVORITE, ANCHOVIES AN’ PEANUT BUTTER!

April: THIS IS SERIOUSLY GROSSING ME OUT! I START OFF TO DO A STORY ABOUT SOME HIGH TECH ROBBERIES AND I END UP TALKING TO A BUNCH OF TURTLES AND THEIR PET RAT!!! WHO ARE YOU GUYS?

Splinter: PERHAPS I CAN BEST EXPLAIN!

Initially, I thought it’d be the best, but when I really think of how it’d be to use, I think you might be right. But it’s definitely not as useless as Mikey’s. That thing would take years of practice, but would be the most badass to see in use, by far.