The definition of “early youtube” is very flexible.
David Blaine Street Magic with Mikey Day
Stop putting shit on our bodies, David Blaine! What the F?
CHEEZITS!!!
I wonder if Fenton ever did stop chasing
Jesus Christ!
Also the
Kojima definitely saw this
- Taking the hobbits to Isengard
- Why is the rum gone?
- The mysterious ticking noise
- Badger badger badger
Badgers actually predates YouTube.
That first Bo Burnham video in his room with a keyboard
This is Sparta! Techno remix
There’s a community you’d like called !youtubeclassics@sh.itjust.works that has a whole collection of old clips you may have forgotten. Sort by Old
Evolution of dance. Such innocent times
Jesus Christ in Richmond Park.
A bunch if young Australian guys try a bunch of different salts on french fries. Can’t remember the exact title but it’s old as fuck. They go down the periodic table column that familiar sodium chloride salt is in and try potassium et cetera until it gets radioactive and unobtainable.
POWERTHIRST
So much of my gray matter is reserved for gems from these videos such as:
“You’ll have SO many babies. Four HUNDRED BABIES!”
“What if everything you ever wanted…CAME. IN. A. ROCKET CAN‽”
"YOU’LL FEEL LIKE A JET FIGHTER MADE OF BICEPS! (ZZooOoOOooom!)
“You’ve had the worst, now try the THIRST…QUENCHER!”
“Wuht abut muh blue collar?” “JUICE SPRINGSTEEN.”
“Manana, Fizzbitch, and GUN!”
…okay the entire freaking videos are just, in my brain forever. Lol
Give powerthirst to your babies and they’ll run as fast Kenyans against actual Kenyans and it will be a tie and they’ll get deported back to Kenyaaaaa
HEEEEEEEYYYYYYYAAAAAAAA WHATS GOING ON?
And now it’s time for cake!
I still really enjoy the Charlie the Unicorn sequels. Some annoying inner self will never let them die
That trailer of the Shining edited to look like a rom com
Stick figures on crack
Llamas with Hats
How to be Gangster (and other Nigahiga stuff)
Early Epic Meal Time videos
Classic Smosh
Nostalgia Critic’s The Room review
Loads of 2000’s - Early 2010’s animations (especially during the migration from New Grounds)
Salad Fingers
Etc…
Kaaaaarl, that kills people…







