

I feel like doing your makeup before brushing your teeth doesn’t seem right to me for some reason 😭😭😭 cuz what if ur saliva ruins your mug? Ig that’s what waterproof makeup is for


I feel like doing your makeup before brushing your teeth doesn’t seem right to me for some reason 😭😭😭 cuz what if ur saliva ruins your mug? Ig that’s what waterproof makeup is for
The batman really wasn’t necessary and if anything takes away from the punchline
In my culture (gay) we view this as a greeting!
But can you grow it? 👀
meme is edited from hospital bill
Fair yeah, I think the teacher power dynamics make it worse too 😔 hopefully these guys she used are doing ok
I wonder how the big pile of towels is resilient to the elements, such as wind, rain, or earthquakes
Unfortunate that she was a pedophile but at least she has event planning skills
Ok but does shy alien guy fuck
Terrible essay intro. “It was a dark and stormy night” could you get any more cliche?
this would have been really useful to me at around the age of 1, maybe 2
Reality is whatever is going on in at any given point in gay bathhouses and everything around that is imaginary set dressing and lore to getting there


If you won’t, I gladly will 😋
This comment section is showing me that Lemmy is extremely woke (complimentary)
Wow! I wonder what such a map would look like on the global scale! Very informative
Lowkey agree with trump here (for different reasons obviously). Any leader of these imperial spy networks should be publically tortured for 1000 days before being executed slowly, to answer for their crimes. The fact that Mueller died without such comeuppance happening almost motivates me to believe in a hell so that he would suffer. I hope people piss and shit on his grave.


You guys need to stop looking for other countries to blame and actually blame your home-grown one party oligarchy.
…is this a safe space for me to admit that sometimes I think objectively bad AI slop loops back around to hilarity?
I remember spamwatching those fake AGT transformation videos bc I liked the uncanny shocked faces and the transformations always looked so terrible lmao. Italian brainrot was funny too. I also remember this trend of AI kittens and babies doing this revving motorcycle dance trend which I thought was hilarious bc they aren’t supposed to move like that