Yeah, I also started dating my wife before cellphone cameras were good. So my profile picture of her is like a 50x50 pixel blurry-ass photo.

In hindsight, a blurry ass-photo would’ve been nice too.

Everytime I see shit like this, I immediately lose respect for the journalist writing the article. You can’t just write quotes and not provide any fact checking - especially when it’s so obviously false.

I think it was a joke about him going on that Titanic sub that imploded.

I like the beginning of An Inconvenient Truth where they have the scale showing the Earth on one side and money bags on the other.

I would prefer a few standard options to choose from. Leaving it as a fill in the blank is a lot of pressure.

Thanks that makes a lot more sense

I’m still trying to decode that sentence.

“You know, all of the AI-generated content increasingly looks similar and they’re all beautiful and so I’m empathetic towards what they’re thinking.”

Who does he mean by “they”? Who’s beautiful? Who’s he empathetic towards?

• I need to shower
• I just showered

I hate how accurate this is.

That’s one way to commit suicide, I guess.

Yeah that’s wild. This dude scarred a generation.

Nice article. I had no idea GoldenEye was rereleased a few years ago! I’ll have to check it out.

Did she get fired too?

Aw man, Scam Blondie’s song didn’t age very well.

https://youtu.be/T4Upf_B9RLQ

Dude was out here trying to throw shade at the US only to admit he prefers to eat a slightly rinsed asshole.

50 thou*

How is the Dow?

Glad to hear you’re cancer free! My father in law just had colon cancer removed a few days ago and we’re awaiting the biopsy results. Seriously: get checked, people!

Preferably one narrated by Gilbert Gottfried

Yeah it is. I saw that movie for my 12th birthday and it still holds a special place in my heart.

That actually kinda makes sense though. He was saying he didn’t want a relationship, just the sex part. I’m sure Charlie Sheen would have no problem finding people to have sex with that didn’t require payment, they would just expect a relationship as part of it.

As opposed to other dude, who just was gay and was trying to sound like he wasn’t gay.