I was fucking a girl in the ass once and a hard chunk of shit fell onto the floor.
I had no idea what to do, and I kind of panicked and just kind of kicked it under her bed and kept going. I figured that was the best possible outcome for all involved.
We weren’t together for that long. I do wonder when or if she found it.
And then after you’re done messing around, get yourself a REAL Jersey Flirt Who Hershey Squirts and finally settle down.
What the fuck did I just read…
Wow… I’ve lived such a sheltered life with continent partners…
I was fucking a girl in the ass once and a hard chunk of shit fell onto the floor.
I had no idea what to do, and I kind of panicked and just kind of kicked it under her bed and kept going. I figured that was the best possible outcome for all involved.
We weren’t together for that long. I do wonder when or if she found it.