MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agoNeither do I, Mr. Raccoonlemmy.worldimagemessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up1177arrow-down17
arrow-up1170arrow-down1imageNeither do I, Mr. Raccoonlemmy.worldMTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square17linkfedilink
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up31·4 months agoHe got stabbed 22 times. Two years ago! Two questions… How is it I’m first hearing about this from a cartoon raccoon of all places. HOW THE FUCK DID HE SURVIVE GETTING STABBED 22 TIMES???
minus-squareThePantser@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·4 months ago HOW THE FUCK DID HE SURVIVE GETTING STABBED 22 TIMES??? Prisoners get better healthcare than most non prisoners in the US.
minus-squareEmbargo@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 months agoHe was also sentenced to 22½ years. I think it’s only right that the attacker should be able to slip in an extra half stab.
minus-squarermuk@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoIs this like the birthday thing in school where the teacher taps your head for each year?
minus-squareIdreamofcheesy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 months agoShanks are made for quick, shallow stabs. That’s why inmates are rarely stabbed a single time. It’s always quick, short strokes. You’re looking for infection or blood loss, not typically organ damage.
minus-squarermuk@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoHe was just pining for the fjords.
He got stabbed 22 times. Two years ago!
Two questions…
How is it I’m first hearing about this from a cartoon raccoon of all places.
HOW THE FUCK DID HE SURVIVE GETTING STABBED 22 TIMES???
Prisoners get better healthcare than most non prisoners in the US.
He was also sentenced to 22½ years. I think it’s only right that the attacker should be able to slip in an extra half stab.
Is this like the birthday thing in school where the teacher taps your head for each year?
Shanks are made for quick, shallow stabs. That’s why inmates are rarely stabbed a single time. It’s always quick, short strokes. You’re looking for infection or blood loss, not typically organ damage.
He was only mostly dead
He was just pining for the fjords.