He got stabbed 22 times. Two years ago!
Two questions…
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How is it I’m first hearing about this from a cartoon raccoon of all places.
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HOW THE FUCK DID HE SURVIVE GETTING STABBED 22 TIMES???
HOW THE FUCK DID HE SURVIVE GETTING STABBED 22 TIMES???
Prisoners get better healthcare than most non prisoners in the US.
He was also sentenced to 22½ years. I think it’s only right that the attacker should be able to slip in an extra half stab.
Is this like the birthday thing in school where the teacher taps your head for each year?
Shanks are made for quick, shallow stabs. That’s why inmates are rarely stabbed a single time. It’s always quick, short strokes. You’re looking for infection or blood loss, not typically organ damage.
He was only mostly dead
He was just pining for the fjords.
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One of my guilty pleasures is learning about news through memes!
Sauce plox
Attempted 😒
Yeah

The fuck is that emoji?
Follow up question: where do I get him?
Thx

People that simp for scum like Stalin and Hitler should also get stabbed 22 times.
Dang, I was hoping for more recent news than I found







