How you gonna roast a dude who just called you beautiful? It’s an opening, literally no exclusivity involved. Why would you be upset he said the same thing to other ladies?
I only write jokes to appeal to socially isolated misogynistic gamer incels so that I can ask them for money on my nightly feminist rekt compilation reaction Twitch streams but okay
This reminds me of something my wife said about her days selling things like used panties to Craigslist perverts. “I consider it my patriotic duty to separate perverts from their money.”
If a lady made a group chat with me and a bunch of verified-beautiful boys I would take it as an opportunity to fuck them because I’m bisexual. It’s like DoorDash but for hot dudes in my DMs with an icebreaker already established
How you gonna roast a dude who just called you beautiful? It’s an opening, literally no exclusivity involved. Why would you be upset he said the same thing to other ladies?
Sigh Femoids are heartless.
You missed the /s
I dont tell people that my jokes are jokes to confuse nonnative english speakers
I think a pro tip to making your jokes land with native speakers is to make the joke funny next time
I only write jokes to appeal to socially isolated misogynistic gamer incels so that I can ask them for money on my nightly feminist rekt compilation reaction Twitch streams but okay
This one is getting closer to reading like a joke.
The grind never ends
This reminds me of something my wife said about her days selling things like used panties to Craigslist perverts. “I consider it my patriotic duty to separate perverts from their money.”
Look I respect the grind but I don’t think lemmy is the right place to find that misogynistic audience.
we live in a world where people say stuff like that and mean it, the /s is just so for once we can be sure
How to remove all doubt:
My esteemed internet peer, if the genders were different it would still be just as funny to stick in the group chat and roast the original sender.
Like, at least own it lol and lean into the “party organizer” role you just set up for yourself.
If a lady made a group chat with me and a bunch of verified-beautiful boys I would take it as an opportunity to fuck them because I’m bisexual. It’s like DoorDash but for hot dudes in my DMs with an icebreaker already established
Wow… you need to get off the internet
REALLY hope this is trolling because if not, YIKES
Its not even trolling. It’s just british level deadpan
Kek
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