"AI CEOs generate thought leadership at the push of a button
Delivering total nonsense, with complete confidence."
Even in AI dystopia female representation at the executive level is nonexistent.
Perhaps that’s backwards. Maybe women make batter CEOs, so AI parody of failure doesn’t apply as strictly.
Delivering total nonsense, with complete confidence.
Just like a real CEO.
I think an ai could outperform my executives.
One of them sent out an email about how we weren’t making enough money. But don’t worry, he has a strategy that we will execute on and fix it.
The strategy is to raise prices and get more sales at the same time… That is literally it. Not even picking “high value” versus “high volume”, just a declaration that we can do both. If this genius plan doesn’t work, it’s just because the sales people failed to execute against his brilliant strategy well enough.
Johnson, it’s perfect. Fire me immediately.
This isn’t even a joke. My CEO is the biggest idiot in the company, and I have ample evidence to prove it.
He uses AI constantly.
Can we get an “AI Oligarch Replacement Service”. That could be super useful.
tbf this isn’t communist russia or china, if the people hated oligarchs enough they could boycott them easily in the west
but people like their apple iphones, disney plus, amazon shit
the people voted the oligarchs into power with their wallets
Is your meme agreeing or disagreeing with them?
“Ample ability to do so” is what confuses me about your post. Idk, I guess “ample” is contextually suggestive
Edit: thinking about it, isn’t the first panel (of the original comic) the very definition of, “act on your principles when you have ample ability to do so”? I’m overthinking it, aren’t I? You were just trying to be snarky back at them… sorry, carry on then
AI is basically going to be… “It wasn’t me it was the robot” argument.
I’m not a racist…
I didn’t push the company to lower safety standards…
I did not have sexual relations with that woman…
And so on. Behind the scenes it will be the same crap but now they can escape blame with AI.
AI is the new consulting firm.
