Let it be known, if it is too costly to shape my ashes into a spear and shoot it into the heart of the sun, or to build a statue of me Conan-posing on a throne of skulls surrounded by scantily-clad babes, just put me in a coffee can with some fireworks and light the fuse

Alf! I remember Alf. He’s back, in PAWG form

The ouroboros of choke sex

Nice car. Kind of looks like a Puma

That said, I have had people who’ve contemplated murder while I sleep because of my loose and slutty soft tissues flapping the night away

Having almost always been the rebound guy, I found those messages flattering snd lonely at the same

the S stands for hot

there’s been more of them lately, I suspect a containment l**k (censored to not get them too excited)

Ah, but for Buff, it’s all oonery

“Mow”

• Cat

check your dm’s

i call that slammin’ and jammin’

you don’t have to draw the shades all the way back just to let a bit of light in and brighten up the place

looks like they had a real hoot

i never had my hot girl summer

i been plonked

i wish you many undeodorized pits on this blessed day

i mean look regardless of who’s allowed i still don’t wanna do pedophilia

I repeat back something generic until someone corrects me

Good enough for management, good enough for me

I wish all the fat tiddied a cool updraft 😔😔🙏🙏