Because Christianity spread through Europe by Roman conquest & co-opting the local Gods into the fold was their thing. Have you seen the Greek pantheon?

To stop the cultural practice of male genital mutilation and break the norms that doom their sons?

Full respect if you were speaking sarcastically

Sir can have a little peril, as a treat

*edit typo

Oh cool! Thanks for the info

I didn’t shop here to lower the corporation’s tax liability, thanks! Corporate can donate their own salary.

Piss on cash register donation begging corporations

When emperors embrace tradition

Get that clanker crap outa here

What if we said them both wrongly (⌐■_■)

You prefer to call him A-wrist-tote-lay?

‘Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle’

By examination of rhyme in ancient songs of yore we can guess at correct pronunciation

Guess what color your liver is!