I’m willing to buy into this interpretation, your explanation seems plausible at a minimum.

The most shocking part in all of this was finding out that Arkansas had a university. I’m sure they do the best science.

A buddy of mine works for a fortune 500 company that started giving out MacBooks as the standard hardware this year. Apparently you need to jump through a bunch of hoops if you want to run Windows. I was shocked to hear it but Microsoft deserves to be humbled.