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Cake day: June 5th, 2025

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  • One of the things that was claimed in the Sascha Riley tapes was that, when Riley was sexually assaulted by trump as a child, he kicked something (I think he said a broomstick or something) way up Trump’s ass, causing him to be airlifted off Epstein Island. This is completely unverified, of course, but it makes amazing head canon as an explanation for his incontinence. It’s also a great villain origin story.


  • I love the way the long, ultra-wide shots of empty landscape give you the sense of isolation, the notion that if that guy looking for that lost gold feels like he needs to shoot you dead in your own home, he probably can get away with it. Who’s coming to save you or seek your justice? There’s no one around for miles. There’s a mule outside grinding flour you could beckon, maybe.