wears jacket stuffed with goose feathers

runs from goose

Who the fuck is at the top of the food chain?

I don’t get why they are whining about the fuel prices, that’s dirt cheap.

Every dystopic shit that eventually happens in real life has been featured in a BM episode.

I am starting to suspect that either the authors of BM know something we don’t, or that some people are treating BM as some kind of an instruction manual.

Your mother is a hamster!

That’s a wild boar.

The moon landing was fake. NASA hired Stanley Kubrick to stage it, but that perfectionist bastard insisted on shooting the exterior scenes on location…

Relevant XKCD

AFAIK they are injecting themselves something, no idea whether the enlargement is permanent, or just temporary.

The DB was great (albeit a little bureaucratic), while it still was the Bundesbahn, a public institution, run by public servants like every other government office. But when they became the DB AG, a shares based for profit company (still held by 100% by the government), they became a shitshow, because now their mission of providing reliable public transportation changed to making maximum profit and paying their C-suite (typically former politicians or their buddies) ever increasing bonuses for doing fuck all or even less than that.

That’s the way many German public institutions went thanks to rampant privatisation caused by all mainstream parties adopting the neoliberal agenda. They are now a shadow of their former self, delivering sub par service for outrageous prices while making a few individuals very rich.

Also you need to know about this and find it first. Try doing that in the middle of the night, on a car that has been deformed by a crash, and is on fire.

You have to understand them, they need to ensure steady flow of donations from big businesses to political parties.

He had to, because that’s the only way to get his name mentioned in the same sentence with the word “intelligence” without causing the universe to collapse from a logic error.

The “global South” is a stupid pipe dream of people with little to no grasp on reality. The term even lacks a clear definition, so it can be anything and everything.

Why do all those energy drinks smell exactly the same as the stuff they put into chemical toilets?

That was a military coup in a country that had run its economy into the ground by being a fascist dictatorship for decades, which pissed off the people, including the military, somewhat. When the fascists originally took power, the military had gone along with it.

He already offered 100k, but what is an offer from a grifter well known for not paying his bills worth?

They won’t provide any infrastructure though. They’ll be happy to say it’s for the “service” of administrating Greenland and for the “security” provided.

Anyone believing in getting money promised by a grifter well known for not paying his bills deserves to be cheated.

And he played their stupidity just right.