Krafty Kactus

It’s like if The Onion was right wing

Discovering prostate stimulation was probably the best thing to happen to me sexually.

That’s not a hair on my screen

Cap

Love how everyone seems to be missing that apparently his cylinder is 4.5 inches in girth

Thing is, that mirror should be reflecting the wall. For us to be seeing the woman, something incredibly massive would need to be in the room to curve the light

???

1. Feel good hormones are not profit.
2. Yes I think that firefighters should be paid, some open source developers deserve compensation for the value created by their work, and some Wikipedia contributors should probably be paid as well.

Hence: without profit motive.

GNOME-themed breakfast? No thanks I’ll stick to KDE

:O

Bowling so the soup doesn’t have to

Hail Satan, bitch

Backrooms ahh apartment

Are you high?

Gregnant

Oh damn I guess I should look em up again lol

Are railguns actually scary? Last I checked they were just about as potent as regular guns just with more technical problems (like the gun tearing itself apart with every shot)

checks username ah fuck, checks out.

spiders georgina