Bones!

Ghosts of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!

Definitely sounds like you made a few better choices than him. Petty larceny led him down the dark path.

Guess again. I have found you!

(Just kidding by the way)

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I think people did worse than just fart in them.

Not ones with pale skin, apparently.

What a way to find out I’m a Spaniard.

Arguably “How long are your guts?” is quite a good, if not very forward, pickup line.

Now that’s method acting. Take note Edward Norton.

Gotta post on them rekt threads.

“My colostomy bag.”

Thanks for explaining the Bunny.

I don’t know who Bunny is and why he’s bad, but I believe a steaming pile of faeces embodies America’s value better than Trump.

It’s definitely a froth-worthy game. But I played it way back when it came out in 2002. I think nostalgia plays a big role in my enjoyment of it.

Same low pric… (the end of that line always seems cut off to me).

I will be the first to admit that I am a dumb dumb.

I had to read this headline once. Then twice. Then a third time, really slowly, to actually parse its meaning. After doing that, I was fed up with the article already so didn’t read it.

Veritasium.