I’ll pay you £10 to lick it

it was delivered by a snail flown by a pigeon

Easiest question to shut them up: “Would you rather live next to a wind turbine, or an oil refinery?”

Do you not remember the 90s where food spoilage, warehouse theft, and petty shoplifting were rife? And yet, whaddayaknow, the retailers still made profit with their low prices.

Retailers jacking up their prices under the pretense of covering theft losses and the public lapping it up is the best mind trick they’ve pulled yet.

I’m just worried there might be a typo on my ticket and he decides to enact the law

Not sure, but I want to get lit like Erzurum, Kagizman, and Batumi

Yeah same! They’re a bit hit and miss, but it seems like they genuinely have fun makong the vids

I can guess how she stole his speech impediment.

I had a crippling stammer well into my 20s until one fateful night after a few drinks with a young witch…

Let’s just say confidence is the cure for a lot of things.

zypper dup

Being poly to roll 20D20 for every 1D20 and have the victor hand you the dice

Or be part of a Trolecule

He always hid the pancakes in the most diabolical locations

Medieval kings used to do party tricks where they’d throw their (asbestos) tablecloth into the fire to impress their guests, and then have it pulled out and relaid on the table

n-no?

But you can hug a bucket with your knees and use its base rim to press into your stomach as you heave. As a kid, the proportions line up perfectly.

I’m with bobo on this

The antiques roadshow will tell you not to clean it before selling it, as the vomity foot colour adds to the mystique of it.

It’s about the history.

Intercourse, Pennsylvania

Yeah. But I was in charge of the quotes, Tom. I drew a line, you crossed that line.

I’m going to have to have a think about you. I don’t think you can be trusted in a combat situation.