If only conservatives weren’t so focused on the economy the economy would be doing better. :(

What’s really strange is it doesn’t have an exhaust port for a human-machine interface.

:o how dare you fool me with non-shit i am offend

Eat the rich!

Waow

Just imagining an alien studying a beetle analog and wondering why it’s killing everything within a meter of it and planting only one type of crop that it just uses to stand on.

You’ll evntually get called out for jury duty, sorry.

*flashback to sausage party

Then a developer comes and turns your home into a ski resort and sub division for retirees. You try to find new territory but the other mountain lions attack you. You’re forced further away into unsuitable habitat and eventually starve to death.

I love watching wingsuit povs.

I like to watch football goal highlights. Like some of these people doing back flips and shit, kicking the ball while upside down in the air and scoring a goal lol.

I guess I am fan tho… I watched all ~90 minutes of Japan vs. Korea mostly because the Japanese team had >90% pass accuracy for the entire game.

A Greenland shark. I would just chill in the ocean forever.

Or maybe a Sperm whale so I could fight and eat giant squid all the time. >:3

*Either way I eventually die as the oceans warm and the ecosystem that supports me collapses.

**We’ll eventually have no choice but to reincarnate as algae.

fr. what the fuck is the deal?

It’s ironic that the same reason that Amelia Earhart apparently died, is what causes people to want to censor themselves.

Amelia Earhart fucking ✨died✨

:O holy shit it’s a shit² post my mind is blown to shit. shit.

This isn’t a shit post lol, this is a great post.

Satisfactory devs released a “male model” for 1600 microsoft points. It’s actually a low poly render of Jason, one of the main devs lol.

https://invidious.nerdvpn.de/watch?v=RdPJB6bg1mA

watch?v=RdPJB6bg1mA

There’s always a bunch of losers complaining how the Pioneer is female in Satisfactory.

*nerdvpn now only allows one video every six hours and offers a “premium subscription” for more access. HA

watevs ur hackd fuk u

the anime girl titty melk is halalalalala

haha n00b git rkt’d

Those moments when you think the headline is from the Onion…