Smuuthbrane

The corner of the breakfast table ruined my grades.

Dwayne Johnson would have an even more impressive pec spectacle.

There’s shrimp, second shrimp, third shrimp, fourth shrimp…

This is why e-readers and large freezer bags were invented.

Cyclopentane: not even once.

That legitimately surprised me.

It’s the basics of the Klingon language, including pronunciation, syntax, and vocabulary.

Geez, spoilers much??

Piss in the sink.

He’s driving the cousins out of him. AMEN

“Personal abuse through substance use”.

[heron waits hours, gives up]

“Aight, Im’ma bounce.”

Sleepy Joe put my Diet Cokes in the freezer. He’s a low IQ individual.

So, what was your joke? [raises pen and notebook]

Shouldn’t that be “Schrödinger’s Blockade”? It both exists and doesn’t, but the waveform cannot be collapsed even by observing whether a ship gets through or interdicted.

Wait wait wait, so he’s simultaneously blockading AND opening the strait?

Dafuq?

The trash can got so full they had to start spewing garbage back out instead.

So THAT’S why the British call them “birds”.

Isn’t this a Star Wars name generator?