it’s healthy to have routines

oh no :(

Piss

maybe tomorrow

You can also get rid of complaints about bad breath by dumping the one who complains. Also frees up time in the morning that was otherwise occupied with sucking unwashed dick. win win

how nice of them.

ah the girlfriend paradox

I always thought “i have a huge snake in my pants, you wanna see it?” is just a bad pick-up line.