I open at least one door so that my cat , bitches can watch “Bird TV” through the screen door, usually in the mornings while the outside temperature is nice.

I unfortunately live in Texas, so we’ll reach fusion temps outside in April or May.

Yes, my cat’s name is , bitches.

It’s Tennessee. You can have a little bumfucking as a treat, as long as it’s your sibling.

is it two boinks for left and one boink for right, or is it two boinks for right and a hip thrust for left?

My partner says “pizza rind” for the crust edge that she won’t eat.

knitting and crocheting are fucking black magic to me. I hope you decide to pursue it. I think it’s amazing.

Cooking, in a serious way. I started waiting tables, then salad/prep and mid house, but I never went any further. I was a professional musician about 40 years and full time sysadmin for 21 years, but cooking was a missed opportunity I didn’t take. I was just thinking about this yesterday.

An actual regret. I would never have had enough hours leftover for the dedication required.

Knives and pocket tools, basses (electric/upright/electric upright), 10 mm sockets

it’s a pre-auth charge. I’ve seen $175. It comes off after a bit. Sometimes in a few minutes, sometimes in a few hours. These gas stations will put up signs saying it’s your bank, but that’s BS. It’s the station’s acceptance or whatever.