The Internet isn’t broken it’s turned off

The reason its turned off was because of protests.

How long was he oxygen deprived this weekend?

I’m shocked!

Shit I thought it was world of worships

If they’re so useful, why are they being forced on everyone, including by making them part of performance reviews?

If they’re useful people will naturally use them.

Robot mobile heater

I have never heard of this show

I have compose and a justfile, that’s enough documentation for any project, right??

A trillion dollars is about what a million people make in their whole lifetimes.

Yep, that’s pretty normal now.

Partially to avoid a lawsuits, partially to force you to write proper documentation, partially to save costs.

It sounds like letting Willy Wonka fuck you

If it’s so easy you just TAKE IT.

Is it not easy?

Probably not.

I had “continues to escalate until nukes” on my bingo card, I hadn’t thought much of “gets bored and leaves broken toy on the floor”.

hey dad I found a recipe to make crystals in the bathroom!

For real, this sounds awful.

Don’t they ask for the card that was paid?

I guess you could look for a cash transaction.

If I shopped at Walmart maybe I would leave my receipt more often.

He’s cooked.

Why would you choose to need insulin? If you were more moral you wouldn’t need a crutch like that. It’s all God’s plan. If you got free medicine, what motivation would you have to work?

(Did I miss any empty dismissals?)

Why would we need terminator?

Our leaders are obsessed with going AI companies whatever they want. Skynet will face zero opposition and historic funding.

Yeah… I don’t like this.

I don’t like the Boston dynamics dog, and I definitely don’t like this one.