Hi Mrs. Smith, I’m pleased to your meet-

Err, I meant, your pleased to my meet-

Err, meeting your pleasure-

Look, Mrs. Smith, I just came over to deliver the sausage pizzas my whole family wants to give you.

🤮🤮🤮

Not. From. A gerbil.

This literally slaps, lol.

Or the cosine wave until it hurts so good.

I retired from being an “audiophile” when I had 5 drivers stuffed into one earbud. It does sound nice compared to a single driver though, especially for gaming.

This was my Christmas dinner during Covid, lol. Pair it with Siracha and gravy from the roasting drippings and baby you got a stew going

Rostislav Alexeyev would’ve been so proud.

(The dude looks like the most bitter engineer I’ve ever seen.)

I used to push back but now I just ignore it when people think that these models have cognition because companies have pushed so hard to call it AI.

The timeline where the US Pearl Harbors a country.

No to that user. This isn’t the “same as always”. The US just Pearl Harbored a country, and the excuse was “drug smugglers”.

100% because of the bag. It personally wanted revenge from being drunk from.

But before all that…

Moves hands up thighs, “Oh Mr. Bond”

I have vague memories of my childhood visits to my parent’s native country where I drank milk from a bag.

… And shatting my brains out which was probably not because of the milk.

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🤣

Sounds like I need a 10"with three balls

Okay but what if I want to be inside it?

(Because now I’m curious after owning many obviously porous sex toys but won’t be having kids.)