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I penetrate the rear.

I’m not trying to make a big deal out of it or anything like that. The word I used was subtle. Like a fly landing on your shit sandwich.

Telling an old person you’re as serious as a heart attack. It’s like telling a cop you’re as serious as a battered wife.

The audacity to charge for a tier with ads.

I guess it’s time to wean the red states off of blue state welfare since it’s every state for themselves now.

U.S. still depends on China, despite years of onshoring efforts.

Reminds me of that time when one president signed a bill to move chip production to the US then the next president raided the chip-making facility and arrested all those chip-making people for trying to show the locals how to make chips.

“I’m serious as a heart attack,” he tells Gamble when the audio begins to play on the 14-minute body camera video. “I’m not gonna sit here and argue with you.”

The subtle ageism is a nice touch for the pearl-clutching police.

Fun bags of sand, specifically.

They’ve got to fight off the space bears first.

Fuck 'em up, Zelenskyy.

Talking to sea lions be like:

Accelerate the transition.

transition

trans

REEEEEEEEEEEE

Social media always felt like shouting into the void, but these days it feels like the void shouts back with advertisements and proaganda.

Who would have thought alienating your allies then starting a war without consulting your allies would result in your allies not wanting to get dragged into said war.

I WOKE UP AN NOW I’M A ROBOT

Process the fucking payments, payment processors.

Five Guys Bourgeoisie & Fries

They probably have a lot of leverage on account of not having a listeria outbreak which seems to be all the rage with meat packing facilities these days.

Yeah dude, you should absolutely believe this thing I’m saying. I even have a source. [two hour video from some youtuber]

It looks more like what the 2030’s thinks the 1980’s thought the 2030’s would look like as opposed to what the 1980’s thought the 2030’s would look like… if that makes sense.

I dig it.