Exactly. You get a moment to share with some of the craziest people, you take it. Also, they’ll probably buy you a drink.

Damn, that’s a big pussy…a big pussy…pussy…

You ever see Together? It’s like when Dave Franco’s character tries to stop his body from moving, but his intestines keep moving. Going through that right now…

“Guys only think about one thing…”

Artax, you’re sinking!!

Damage is already done. Greetings from [matrix].

Never seen a snowman blush like that.

It’s like throwing a hot dog through a hallway…

Man, the Incredibles movies are starting to go downhill.

I thought tools like OnlyOffice filled in that gap. Nice to see an alternative.

He’s got a license to dill.

Pizzagate, but with ironic projection from conservatives.

Nine Inch Nails - “Leaving Hope” and “And All That Could Have Been”

I know I’m fucked either way.

No matter what time of the year, we’re in the news a lot.

It’s not considered a deadly weapon (lol) in my state. You can even open carry it, but I’d rather not.

I drive with a collapsible baton in the car, just in case I have to reach something in the backseat.

It’s all a virtue-signaling smokescreen. The infant mortality and child poverty rates are staggering.

If I was staring down cancer like that, just fucking kill me. Quit the game before my family pays through the nose for my inevitable death.

Promote vim and you’ll get similar results. If you can’t :wq, then you can’t screw anything up.

That movie is just glorious exploitation. Probably my favorite scene.