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mtpender
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Yo, are those dinosaur shaped Cornish Pasties?
“Testicular torsion casters are always acting tough, right up until a wizard casts [MEND BUTT-CRACK]!”
Wallace, some time later:

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Gimme that phonecharger-in-a-travel-bag twistEnglish
18·9 days ago“Testicular torsion casters are always acting tough, right up until a wizard casts [MEND BUTT-CRACK]!”
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I demand a return to the Old WaysEnglish
3·10 days ago
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Technology@lemmy.zip•Cloudflare Reports Surge in Geo-Blocked Pirate Site DomainsEnglish
4·12 days ago“I’m 11,000 proxies and alternate domains ahead of you!”
Pirate sites, probably.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Thr Prawn of a New GenerationEnglish
2·1 month ago“A”
“Just like the simulations”
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World News@lemmy.world•Former New Zealand prime minister Jacinda Ardern moves to AustraliaEnglish
8·1 month agoMy point is that she’s moving to Australia instead of just moving back home to NZ, so it counts as part of the current exodus.
I already switched to Mint, it’s great!
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World News@lemmy.world•Former New Zealand prime minister Jacinda Ardern moves to AustraliaEnglish
18·1 month agoThe exodus continues…
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memes@lemmy.world•I never thought I would that, but here we are! For the poor!English
2·1 month agoThat’s true, but IF the companies do collapse then we’re still in for a long disruption since who will be making the RAM, HDD and Graphics cards?
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memes@lemmy.world•I never thought I would that, but here we are! For the poor!English
6·1 month agoBad news, it’s gonna be at least 2028 when that happens since most of the manufacturers have long term supply contracts up until then at least…
“Family, I tell ya hwat.”
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Leaving spotify, offline music options?English
11·2 months ago🏴☠️"Drink up, me harties! YO-HO!"🏴☠️

Private Konscriptovich: “Lego is terrifying…”