Well I’m not complaining about gas prices, but personally it’s something I can’t do anything about and it just makes it even harder for me to get the energy to do the things I can do.

It won’t motivate me further to hear about it. It’ll only lead to despair.

Idk if it’s still true, but ads was the fastest growing division in Apple for several years. They make tens of billions (possibly hundreds of billions) in ad revenue every year.

…do you play the trumpet with your nose?

Gotta find something else to grate your cheese.

It’s okay though, they have a deal with the French.

Walter White in a diner, after Jesse Pinkman’s monologue.

Breaking: people with empathy affected by other people’s suffering.

Yeah, it’s pretty much that Fedora is to Red Hat as Ubuntu is to Canonical. RHEL vs. Ubuntu Pro work a bit differently though.

It can be hard to distinguish deer from bears, but growing up in Africa I had to become good at animal identification.

A bear? With that tail?

This is clearly a deer.

Yes

Don’t forget how when it’s an absolutely perfect day to actually be outside there will always be someone who says “we need to sit inside, I’m freezing!” Then you look at them and they’re wearing the legal minimum that can be considered “clothes”

Ultra-ultraviolet? You mean Röntgen rays?

So many buttons and knobs! This would be so much simpler with just a single touch screen!

I was supposed to get a device with 64 gigs of RAM later this year. I just got an email telling me that due to the RAM shortage they’ve cancelled the 64 gig version.

50 cent, or as they call him in the UK, 38p

If your life is hard for more than 4 hours, consult a doctor.

Lol jk that’s too expensive.

This is a better analogy than you may have intended given that the saw isn’t going to do anything to the tracks.

A distribution with first class KDE support, obviously 😛

Just another reason not to use Mint.