I’m 38 and I think I just had my first stroke while watching this.

HAH

Jesus fucking Christ what did I just read

Me irl

It’s an old meme sir, but it checks out

AAARTEEEEXXX

View of Los Arcos from a boat in Puerto Vallarta.

This is a great answer. I’m 38 now, and whenever I catch myself romantasizing the past, I remind myself how fucking awful my life was from 18-26. I was in a controlling and manipulative relationship, I had no money, had no idea what I wanted to do or who I was as a person. I kind of just partied with my friends and went to work, and that’s all that mattered. At 26 I started hanging out with people at work sometimes instead of only my high school friends, which snowballed into about 10 years of slowly getting better as I worked to be a better person. It does get better. 20s really do suck and it should be acknowledged more.

Thanks, I do deserve another coffee.

That autism shirt goes hard where can I get one

I emotionally identify with these bananas

Hell yea. Also my cat would definitely text me back. She’d be texting me all the time stupid shit, just to get my attention. If I wasn’t home she’d text me asking if she can have treats.

I could say that verbatim in my most pointless meetings and most people would be nodding aggressively in blind agreement and smiling like their teeth are trying to escape.

Can’t wait for the inevitable South Park episode about their love story.

Dude I used to know a guy in his 30s that ate this way his whole life. Breaded chicken + fried potatoes of some sort + vanilla ice cream. No idea how he’s doing now but he’s gotta be feeling the effects his 40s.

This pumpkin looks how I feel

Allie Brosh is an absolute treasure to internet comics. Everyone go buy her books if you haven’t yet.

JANET she’s cool af