All hail the Onion!

… Gimpster?

Oh thank God… We almost had to use the metric system there didn’t we?

You’re a child until you’re 30.

Being an “Adult” just means there is a 50 - 50 that you are able to recognize the right decision / course of action in any given situation.

NOTHING guarantees that this recognition means anything at all…

Wait, our own space program? Is that a thing we’re supposed to have?

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Seriously… is the cabinet full of bootlickers going to stop him from dropping a nuke?

Fucker wanted to nuke a hurricane, and it’s not like the hurricane spiked gas prices or tanked his approval rating…

It quieted down a good bit - used to be every site had their own gag.

After the 2016 election it was quietly decided that we had been fucked with enough, and didn’t need to spend EXTRA time reading something online that we couldn’t possibly accept as being true.

Yay, new technology for turning humans into body parts.

I’m sure we, as a species, will use this technology responsibly…

Jesus… How many schools did they have??

All forms of opposition should be encouraged, regardless of impact or effectiveness.

Push them all forward systemically. These efforts can potentiate each other, building political pressure and a growing desire for social change.

Theory:

Assembly shows solidarity, and helps to cement a political outlook shared by others. It reminds those in power that we are here and oppose them. Gathering for a mass protest builds the reflex - making it easier to gather en mass in situations when real opposition can make the biggest difference

Practice:

Hey, knock off all that fascism or we WILL take another lap…

Why is Kermit posed like the thumbnail for a porno clip?

From the slow graveyard spiral that was so gentle we would never even notice when the future impacted with the fucking ground, to this:

Pitching the nose down 90° and kicking on the afterburners as we blast “rock you like a hurricane” while we hurdle to our doom.

Is that like the Windows XP default wallpaper?

Go. Outside.

Armpits unclenched and bagless.

Loses spot on couch and misses third act after the commercials as he has to make sad trip back the the 4-door Saturn sedan for the Sunny D, a six pack of Zema, and the two bags of sun chips he could easily have wedged in there if he were serious.

Was an episode of Max Headroom where it was illegal to own an off-switch for your television.

40 years earlier, and still ahead of its time.

Complicit > Negligent

That we will survive another decade, along with any sort of fact-based historical accountability seems overly optimistic.