Bears that realize once you crack that Soyuz shell there’s a creamy cosmonaut middle.

Who needs a 401k when you can down a 12 pack a day!

It’s a shame he wasn’t dealing and could turn in his friends to beat jail like the old man.

Press “F” to christfully.

They were dyed because they were hand picked and oils from the pickers hand would cause discoloration. The red dye covered that up.

Machine harvested pistachios didn’t have that problem.

You start with three guys who’s friendship you don’t really value.

That’s the pen is mightier, Mr. Connery.