But for a brief, beautiful moment, we created a lot of value for shareholders!

Well, he works for that guy, so…yeah.

No, bring it back and get the full refund, then walk into the store to buy the exact same thing (hopefully not one of the recalled) with the money you just got back.

It’s time for your nap, Mr President.

“We need a bailout or we’re going to have to lay off lots of people.”

“Alright, here’s a lot of taxpayer money.”

“Thanks for the cash. Oh, by the way, we’re laying off a lot of people.”

“Efficiency! It proves we were right to give you all that taxpayer money!”

“I don’t care about you, I just want your vote.” - one of the few times the Yam was honest.

Well, he got their vote. And he still doesn’t care about them.

I hope the cops are keeping an eye on him, because by the time he hits his college years he’s going to be trying to slip unidentified powders into women’s drinks at the bar.

He failed at failing, which is entirely on-brand…

The best part of that incident was how so many people didn’t think it was an attack, just “Yeah, that seems like something a cybertruck would do.”

Try to keep up with me here: what if you could put out the fire and vacuum at the same time?

“It’s against my programming to impersonate a deity.”

Some countries would have literally had her shot for that kind of thing.

Granted, that’s a really short sentence…

That’ll depend on their donations to the “presidential library”…

As always with Trump, every accusation is also a confession.

“Non-Americans aren’t people” is probably the unspoken answer to that. Of course, there’s a large swath of Americans they don’t consider people either.

“As a result of Trump’s tariffs”? Fuck no. As a result of Trump’s threats. He told Canadians their country wasn’t real and that he was going to take it away from them. Him and his followers implied that they’d kill as many Canadians as needed to do so, because nobody gives up their nation without a fight.

You don’t buy fucking booze from people like that.

“Yeah, about that…” - US Supreme Court

As someone in NS, the interested customers were likely looking for bargains, and aware that the profits were being donated to charity.

The incident in question: https://www.androidauthority.com/samsung-galaxy-ring-battery-swelling-3602200/

I work IT at a university that does medical research, and the doctors and their assistants are by FAR the biggest security pit among all the demographics: staff, students, various faculties. You could tell them you were official password inspector and flash an ID written in crayon on a used napkin and they’d just “yeah whatever, here you go, stop bothering me”.

They’d get chewed into paste by their directors after the inevitable happened and their compatriots would learn NOTHING.