Iran military defeated? In the Strait of Hormuz? At this stage of the war? May I see it?
happybadger [he/him]
Working class employee of the Sashatown Central News Agency, the official news service of the DPRS Ministry of State Security. Your #1 trusted source for patriotic facts.
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I love when people plant them in outdoor seating areas and next to luxury apartments. It punishes people for bad horticulture.
It’s the cure for Romanovs so I consider it more legitimate medicine

Counterpoint: Rasputin is the Imperial Russian RFK Jr.
I once dated a UX developer. Their entire identity revolved around the fact that they made $120k per year, a duke in the labour aristocracy, and how much they loved the creative challenge of making a user-friendly interface. Their company? It designs smartlocks for luxury prepper bunkers. They told me that there was no backdoor built into the keypads they were programming 12 hours a day. They literally designed the thing that will kill them when they flee to the mountains next to them. It was a fun creative challenge to make locking them out of a tech CEO’s bunker more user-friendly.
It’s such a particular kind of Engineer Brain derangement. Motherfucker you live in the Andor Prison. You build the death star gear to bomb your own planet. You cannot be proud that you earned flavour in your slop ration that shift.
happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netto
Memes@lemmy.ml•The last thing your white-only dating app sees before its webserver is deletedEnglish
19·3 months ago
:cyber-warrior:
happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netto
Memes@lemmy.ml•Western "anticapitalists" be likeEnglish
1·3 months agoIt’s Baby’s First Thought Terminating Cliche. I can’t hear it without remembering that perennial tweet about someone’s grandfather being the most steadfast anticommunist they know because he’s illiterate and communist propaganda could never reach him.
happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netto
Memes@lemmy.ml•How many have had the same experience?English
1·3 months ago>/u/basketballfan7 has replied to your comment in /r/mycology- “wow thanks kind stranger! this is very helpful advice. I like foraging for mushrooms too and can’t wait to visit there.”
>click profile
>[everything else they post is Horny Mein Kampf]
I hate this version of it. Kicking the first Nazi out of the bar is so critical because they infect the non-political subforums. Every hobby, regional, and news aggregation subreddit immediately fills with fascists while the non-fascists don’t want to drink in the Nazi bar. Then all of a sudden you’re acting as Yelp for people who don’t think you’re a human and want to kill you, funneling them to your favourite spots and inviting them to your meetups. Reddit always felt like playing Russian roulette with posting. The feds and Nazis here are segregated to the Nazi bars that everyone can easily identify as such.
happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netto
Memes@lemmy.ml•Western "anticapitalists" be likeEnglish
2·3 months agoI’m just as much a socialist as you, but all of my positions conveniently line up with the US State Department’s and the only through line is violently enforcing white supremacy. Stand back while I use the word “tankie”

https://lingojam.com/FancyTextGenerator
There might be a better one out there. This one sometimes displays the text wonky.
happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netto
Memes@lemmy.ml•"My family member was killed by famous nazi killers!" You dont say?English
9·4 months agoMy great grandfather had the monopoly of eggs in all of China and my grandmother was super rich living in a mansion when the cultural revolution happened and communism took everything away.

happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netto
Memes@lemmy.ml•Maybe someday itll get to oneEnglish
20·4 months agoI’m just as much a leftist as you, but my opinions reflect the US State Department’s for 𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓬𝓵𝓸𝓼𝓮𝓭 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓸𝓷𝓼.
The .45 has me
. That’s specifically the cartridge that people buy when they want to say a 9mm is too weak for whatever combat scenario they have in mind. Some guy near me has a bumper sticker that says “.45 ACP: it’s like 9mm for men”. You can’t be both a .45 ACP chud and a smol bean.
You can’t complain about the quality of your guns in the US. If I pissed in a circle I’d hit six gun stores. $300 and an hour later, I’d have a better weapon than any of the insurgent groups that beat the US military.
I love how free the bike lane is all the way down, even if a painted line isn’t infrastructure. This hill would be so pleasant both ways on my ebike. Great view, urban forest, 5 minute access to what looks like downtown from the high density housing. The same density of commuters wouldn’t need more than a two lane bike path to not feel congested.

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