Snare one, wrap it in some kind of faraday bag, then disassemble it and resell the parts. Or befriend it and play Frisbee together.

You’re doing your best. Enjoy that game, and remember to listen to the birds sing when you can.

dude’s got a threehead

Alcohol. Turns out I don’t need it to be social, I was just using it to self-medicate myself into extroversion. I’ve wasted so many nights of partying, drinking too much and not being able to remember the fun times I had (or didn’t have).

A lot of good sneeze tips in this post, thanks y’all

Classic move

Who are you, so wise in the ways of science?

I rarely cry, even though I feel sad quite a bit. Two things that help it along for me are sad music and sad movies. It would be nice to just be able to cry, but at least those medias help.

I’m sorry to hear that friend 🫂

I love the library too! I’m always happy when I’m in there.

Just turn away from your phone screen and go outside. There is an entire non-AI world to explore and steward.

The solution to capitalism is not more capitalism.

Clean:

Two blondes are standing on opposite sides of a wide river. Blonde 1 yells: How do I get to the other side? Blonde 2 yells back: You’re already there!

Dirty:

Three generations of prostitutes were sitting around discussing their trade. The daughter complains,“I’m only getting $20 for a blowjob.” The mother pipes up and says, “Back in my day we only got $5.” Then the grandmother speaks up and says, “During the great depression we were happy to just have something warm in our belly.”

(this one is better if you do an old lady voice for the last line.)

Ever since my first HP laptop – before I knew any better – I have despised HP and every product of theirs I’ve ever had to use. Consumer laptops full of bloatware. Online knowledge bases poorly designed. Printers full of bugs. Gah, they’re just the worst.

Micro plastic and tactile hell

I’d say you’re coming back “from” reality. More like back “to” Plato’s Cave, which is what I consider screens to be.

When I was on a bunch of painkillers after some surgery I watched Whiplash. Everyone was like “wow that movie was so intense” but I was so numb I didn’t think much about it.

Agreed, but sometime between 22-25 would be best. Hallucinogens at too young an age can be detrimental, as this meme alludes to.

Introduce yourself to your neighbours. Communities share resources and it makes them resilient.

Phew, just a bone collector and not a serial killer.