Now I’m confused. One of you says we have to use stock photos, the other says 3D models. We’re gonna have to agree on something if we’re gonna fix this problem.

Stock photos?

What’s this “2/3 of Congress” punchline that I keep hearing? Seems like you can put anything on the books and then do whatever you want as long as you have enough silent enablers.

“Hello, I’m Johnny Cash.”

But he was such a pillar of the community! I bet everyone around him was completely blindsided.

In four years? What happened before four years ago??? What changed in that time in-between???!!! Must have been the Olympics.

Whatever they’re saying, I’m blasting it from my rectal loudspeaker.

None of us are useful to Lemmy because Lemmy is not “useful.” Lemmy is a shit-pile of all of our combined thoughts and efforts. So, while no social media site is “useful,” Lemmy brings us a place to be entertained and informed/misinformed.

Most of your posts are shit. Most of my posts are shit. While we each usually shit in our own corners, we occasionally look at each other’s shit and say, “hmmm… This shit stinks.” Or, “this shit is a little nutty and I like that!” And even less frequently, we cross paths while shitting and our shit combines to create a new type of shit that other people can enjoy.

So, don’t try to measure your Lemmy “usefulness” based on karma, and instead focus on the shit. I often appreciate your shit, and your username always gives me a chuckle. Whether anyone likes it or not, all of our shit makes Lemmy’s shit the shit it is.

Not if you sell it back to them

I’m sorry, but did someone actually believe that George Carlin was real?

$ cat fiche

Last year, I bought a 22TB hard drive to recover from a 17TB drive failure. I barely got my wife to agree to the one drive, and simply could not convince her that we should get a backup. Our compromise was that I’d add a category to our budget with a year-long goal for a new hard drive. On Friday, I bought my new hard drive after wiping out the category, cashing some old bonds, and borrowing some money from a friend who also uses my server. I wanna fucking cry…

Frozen, uncooked chicken has disappeared from HEB in San Antonio

Mom, I need to wash my car and the carwash is 50 yards away. Should I walk or drive?

*DuckedDuckedWent

Why do you need mental problems to be a whore? Can’t you just do it because you’re cool like that?

Alan Turing was a gay genius

dw, your data is also still sent to the oppressive, kleptocratic surveillance state

Oh thank God. You had me worried for a second there that Daddy Freedom and Mommy Liberty didn’t care about me anymore.