I’m waiting on that big old EMP from the sun people keep saying is coming. They talk about the great reset, imagine every debt and criminal record you may have all wiped out by the big screaming ball of hate.

They need those servers for the new U.S government contract they just signed.

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Those assholes would just fuck it.

Looks like?

Stoned Cookie Monster.

All bodies are desirable to someone, even yours.

The problem with the 2012 Mayan prophecy was that people thought the end would be instant, it was always going to be gradual untill it started getting progressively faster, COVID was the calm before the storm and now the storm has arrived.

go find where Musk is and beat the ever living fuck out of him, I’ll be able to access him easier with my billion dollars, after that just do shit to help my local community.

I’m not entirely sure.

You know you can wash towels, right?

I could go for a big pile of towels to hide in.

I can finally rest!

There’s always a catch.

How does it not!?

Diamond with mending and silk touch.

She was a 6, untill the armpit farts, that’s when I knew she was the one.

Bro’s before hoes.