diabetic_porcupine

I mean why not just call it the E Busy

Yes there are strict age laws for the military

I mean same but I still have that feeling of existential dread like … maybe we will all die tomorrow what does it all matter anyway. But I enjoy my work albeit with the nagging voice in the back of my head always telling me “there isnt much time left!”

🤷💀🥱🤩🤔👋

Fuck an emp we have the solar rays already disrupting tectonics I’ve been seeing news about major volcanic eruptions

So the sun will take us after all

You know if the genie really hates being in that lamp so much you think he’d be nicer to the guy who lets him out instead of tricking him into making stupid wishes

This just made me irrationally horny

Wow that’s the first time I’ve seen a mod remove a comment on here lmfao this must be the wave of Redditors I’ve been hearing so much about

Vlc thigh high