Hell, what about Mark 14:51. What was Jesus doing with this naked guy on the night he was betrayed?

(45 So when he came, he went up to him at once and said, “Rabbi!” and kissed him. 46 Then they laid hands on him and arrested him. 47 But one of those who stood near drew his sword and struck the slave of the high priest, cutting off his ear. 48 Then Jesus said to them, “Have you come out with swords and clubs to arrest me as though I were a rebel? 49 Day after day I was with you in the temple teaching, and you did not arrest me. But let the scriptures be fulfilled.” 50 All of them deserted him and fled.)

51 A certain young man was following him, wearing nothing but a linen cloth. They caught hold of him, 52 but he left the linen cloth and ran off naked.

Jesus can get off his high horse. I bet he has a sordid browser history himself.

As an American I feel like I should be disputing this but all of your points are quite good.

Did you get any spaghetti noodles for this go around?

No, we are.

He fucks around, we find out.

Don’t mis-attribute to god that which was perfected through natural selection over millennia of our ancestor throat goats.

Yep, saw a comment like this on Reddit and as I’ve aged it’s become critical.

I’m trying to think but nothing happens!

Yes, I believe I am very principled. I struggle to live up to them, but it gives me something to strive for.

Knew it was Chicago. I really hate these things but I enjoy faking them out when I pass them. It’s the little things.

And they either leverage or disavow the Old Testament according to their needs, as in this case.

Oh you think the Bible endorses slavery? How cute. That is the old covenant, and should be read historically

Vs

God is a god of WAR, and praying for the death of your enemy is Biblical, right there in the oldest part of the bible.

But ‘they’ is basically him in this instance.

THE YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN

Have you considered getting hornier friends though.

In a functioning society I think that would be criminal.

While true, making the change now and doing so conspicuously is nothing less than Ed Bastian signaling loyalty to Trump to curry favor.

Disgusting.

Oh yeah. This is my jam.

Based on OP’s screen name, they might be going after a pretty niche, but surely thriving, target market.

I for one enjoy a frisky Lemmy.

I assumed it was Doug Wilson for some reason.

I used to moderate a subreddit about talking to Trump Supporters, and my mod team was pretty small but we were close even though not all of us were Trump Supporters. I think about them a lot.

I also had this dynasty team on some mobile space war game, with so many branches and feeder teams and tons of in-game and real life geopolitics. It was wild, and again, I was really close with my fellow team leaders.

And in both cases I’ve never said a word to any of them since leaving basically. No Ill will, just going to a different school now, so to speak.