In that situation, I kinda have to say the priest is the architect of their own awkward judgement. They would be labeled a hypocrite because they aren’t practicing what they preach. If I’m in Willie Jane’s Dildo Emporium and I see my buddy Steve, I’m just gonna be like, “Bro, what’d you get? I’m tired of the Ass-assin 2000, and I was thinking of going to the Hole Shebang Turbo EX Plus Alpha. Any thoughts?”
The world would be a lot more fun without the clergy.
Yeah. I wish we could go back 3 years before this boom started and everything cheap…
In March, Carville admitted he had “Trump Derangement Syndrome” and hopes to hate the president even more.
Fucking based.
Same, friend. Same.
I’ve got a bottle of rum set aside for exactly this situation, and goddamnit I could use a drink.
Yeah, when the two immortal robbers try to steal Wall-E’s treasures and he deals gross bodily slapstick horrors to them for the sake of a gag.
Not again!
Hell yeah! Let’s go!
Yeah, I’ll get right on that.
Goddamnit I’m so sick of him. Holy shit. Not in a “How can this get any worse,” kind of way. I know it can get much worse. It’s just the grease of his fingerprints on every aspect of my FUCKING BEING. I can’t take a breath without hearing something about him and I think it might legitimately be driving me mad.
Edit: Peel the orange.
He’s underground… you’ve probably never heard of him.
Godzilla Minus One is really the only thing in recent years that has broken out. It’s weird that anime is such a huge part of my life, but I’ve seen more Bollywood films than live action Japanese films in the last 10 years (excluding old samurai films, of course).
I read the article thinking surely this must be hyperbole. Nope. It’s 100% what the title says. The government has no idea how anime “works” and is thinking about direct subsidies to creators, but it’s fucking wild to me that my favorite tentacle porn artist is living off his patreon alone.
The police investigator obtaining the warrant wrote that Moore told the nursing staff: “I know my infant is suffering, because I am the one who did the abortion. I want her to die.”
That reads like planted testimony, and if it comes to court, it needs to be VERY well stated that it is a 3rd person account, and not a direct admission of guilt.
I think your butt plug has gone sour. Time to change it.
The trust. It eroded.
Hell yeah, I’ll read it when I get off work. One of my top 5 games of all time.
The average age of a first time parent in the US is around 27 right now. The iPhone is nearly 19 years old this year, and Facebook opened its gates to anyone over 13 right at 20 years ago. That means these first time parents were below 10 when these came out, and they likely grew up in a world where social media consumption on handheld devices was very common. So, when they are supervising their children, they aren’t doing it from the perspective that these things are bad, they are doing as though they are normal, because for them they are. This is what I mean with children of smokers become smokers. If its normalized around the house, it doesn’t matter how much policing is done, it’s just a part of your life.
In related news, children of smokers more likely to smoke.
The sum of all human endeavor can be summed up in a fun little madlib:
My (god, penis, wealth) will (kill, fuck, buy) your (genetics, wife, life).
Feel free to swap things around as needed.