I thought they meant heroin, which some folks used to call “horse.” In other words, what happens to Mia Wallace in Pulp Fiction.

👽 “ET bone home”

There’s already a well-documented method to take these out:

“FOR A Special Gunt”

List of Starlink and Starshield Launches - Wikipedia

~10,000 Satellites currently orbiting right now, and that’s just Starlink.

Check out the list of launches under “Falcon 9 Launches > Starlink Launches.” It’s every other day now (sometimes consecutive days) that they launch another rocket, and each payload is carrying 20 to 60 satellites.

“Den why’d dey call it da’ salination plant?”

tHeY dOn’T wAnT tO wOrK!! bRiNg In ICE, tHeY cAN dO iT!!

Right? The world’s first plastic bowl, handed down through the generations, your grandma slept in it when she was a baby, it was there for you through that terrible thing that happened, a million and one uses and it just won’t break. It’s yours now. You can’t just walk away like that.

flush it down 👇

It’s tighter, and it’s “taboo.” Every other aspect is a shade of gray (brown?), but those are still two really solid selling points.

Just let the AI have a teensy weensy peek at all of your emails, guys, it’s just an itsy bitsy little peek, what’s the big deal, why don’t you trust us??

Computer, how many R’s in “thank you?”

This’ll turn out great, for sure.

I know I’m not supposed to attribute to malice that which could be attributed to stupidity, but sometimes I think the legislators’ ignorance is actually a front, and their real goal is just even more surveillance.

Yeah, but he also killed the guy who killed Hitler.

Why are you trying to drive a wedge between… these… putters? (Clearly I’m not a golfer)

Jury’s out on the “fast” part

Technology has so greatly and so significantly outpaced the law for so long now, that we may never recover from unregulated tech bro shit from my youth, and now that I’m old enough to have school aged kids, it has only gotten exponentially worse.

• “AI school?” A technological horror beyond comprehension
• “65k annual tuition?” For ChatGPT school? ChatGPT is FREE, you freakazoids
• “Our little Xyler graduated AI kindergarten with a 5.0 GPA and a Doctorate in brain surgery?” Please let there be a god and let him be vengeful I need to know that there will someday be an end to all this

As a person with food texture issues AND a fan of tomatoes in all forms: A lot of tomatoes are selectively grown for weight to maximize profits, but as a result, they’re a loose blob of grainy and flavorless bullshit. This is especially true for chain fast food places where they’re trying to spend as little as possible on ingredients. Every tomato I’ve grown at home has been on a completely different level from the ones I’ve bought.

Sure, they can afford a luxury foreign automobile, but one particular drill bit? We’re not made of money!

Welcome to discourse in a post-truth society. Reality doesn’t matter anymore; news agencies can just make shit up, and even the comments on the fake articles are fake.

Rail against it, until it’s the only thing you ever do. A single bot can still post a thousand times more, and on a thousand different accounts, and on a thousand different platforms. Just one of them can formulate fake ideas and then fake arguments with itself that enfold like a fractal, and there is an effectively infinite number of them.

Kessler Syndrome is happening before our very eyes, only on a much more local scale.

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