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I have it in good authority that the bank robber filed the scene via the highway road system. Therefore, we are suing the road maintenance workers for failing to screen vehicles for bags full of stolen cash.

That exception probably would be twisted into permission to add an “AI summary” section to each article.

The pink-haired one is kind albeït a bit slow. The white-haired one is probably smuggling contraband and is not afraid to trample you in an emergency. Beating up Beavis for snickering at their horse ears constitutes an emergency.

“You are reading at college level.”

Translation: “You are baseline literate.”

Great Simoleon Caper

Instead of adding more buses and bus stops or light rail or any form of public transit to alleviate the problem

But then I’d have to replace time inside my personal climate-controlled carriage with sharing space alongside the unwashed masses.

Cargo cult happiness.

For a second I thought he was a raptortaur.

Thanks for the summary. I’d’ve only watched it if he died mid-speech.

Airplane ears… murder eyes… lacerations on her body… The turds resting outside the litter box… The sliced up furniture… At least one artist was harmed in the making of this image.

How politically expedient.

66 countries

Yes.

The Corn must grow.

Texas flips blue is on my Bingo card.

Reminds me of a quote from Small Gods (1992) about an eagle that drops vulnerable tortoises to break their shell open:

But of course, what the eagle does not realize is that it is participating in a very crude form of natural selection. One day a tortoise will learn how to fly.

Yeah, I can see Aceh, Indonesia’s fully Sharia law province blocking Grok or anything culturally disruptive, especially if it’s just a matter of filtering out traffic from a handful of IP addresses.

Trunp is just that Good’s death is distracting from his presence in the Epstein files.

Nice proposal, but like Lucy Van Pelt and footballs, Trunp is not known for his integrity.

Like a watermelon but nutty?

Asimov was a sexist pig, so if you vibe with that, his writing is enjoyable. Otherwise, reading his works is a chore. Often prescient, but still a chore.