How did you turn my screen into a mirror?

I actually assumed it was real. That’s where we are.

Their refrain is always “if I could do it, anyone could”, as if to suggest that they just chose to be rich and it happened. Therefore, people who haven’t are “just lazy”.

I make pretty good money (not like THAT though) and I will say, you grow into your salary. Meaning, If I can buy the more expensive/quality version of something, I sometimes will. “Fuck it, I can afford it.” Then I’m shocked when people get by making much less. I understand that I’m relatively lucky. I wasn’t born into money but I know people who were and most of them are insufferable.

Chastises you for not remembering some data you handled 5 years ago

Cream of the crap

I’ve been around a long time, and I have bad news for you….

Euros (like Germans) use a comma as we use a decimal point. It’s why you see prices on ads as “€19,99”

Her(?) loss. You have your priorities straight and know how to please a lover. Their loss

If that doesn’t get you laid, nothing will

So many parts in this article reinforced exactly how I feel about the state of things and what I’m doing about it.

No Twitter, no Facebook, never did Instagram or TikTok, no YouTube unless I need to fix something. My one online vice is Lemmy, which is nice because I run out of new content and am forced to do something else like read a book or be productive.

If I’m at dinner with people, phone goes face-down on DND. If I’m in a meeting, close the laptop unless I’m presenting or taking notes. I designate Monday and Friday “concentration says” and keep meetings to an absolute minimum.

It’s done wonders for anxiety and stress. There was a time when the smartphone worked for us, not the other way around. It requires a conscious effort, but it’s totally worth it.

Laughs in pi-hole

(•_•) Looks like…

( •_•)>⌐■-■ this bullet is…

(⌐■_■) the smoking gun.

Launching on April Fool’s Day, chef’s kiss.

Time to produce a golden statue!

I go to Walmart about once a year and regret it every time.

You seem to expect that those around him understand the situation any better. This term, he purged anybody who knows shit about anything. Hell, he put a fucking Fox News host in charge of the military.

This “Trump” fellow may not be the genius he purports to be

John Hinkley Jr could have been the Luigi of his time. Jodie Foster is unimpressed.

Methinks thou doth project too much. Walmart is a shitty org who treats their employees like shit. I wouldn’t give a shit either if I had to work there.

Anything new in a Walmart is destroyed or disorganized within a day of its installation. It’s already impossible to find anything on the right shelf, and the jaded underpaid employees won’t do shit to fix it. Walmart is basically a junkyard with a roof.