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Technology@lemmy.zip•The first quantum computer to break encryption is now shockingly closeEnglish
1·7 hours agoShit! How did you figure it out! Damn! I gotta change my bank account which has the $$ and my front door which is the original $$! That was too simple. But just wait for me to add all the Simpsons episodes en español! $ tada ta ta dara, ta ta tata da daaaa, tada DA data…taxa da daa!$ they’ll never figure that out!
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It's important to remember that real art comes from people, not AI.
1·9 hours agoThat’s an awesome container for had coated photography emulsion! You can dunk your 3" bush in there no problem.
Yes! The trolley would get stuck on the way down as it hits the first set of rails.
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Technology@lemmy.zip•The first quantum computer to break encryption is now shockingly closeEnglish
3·10 hours agoDarn! LOL! In this one Moses is going to pee in the river to make them come apart! Nobody’s gonna figure that one out! I’m so clever!
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Technology@lemmy.zip•The first quantum computer to break encryption is now shockingly closeEnglish
111·11 hours agoHere’s my new password… “In the beginning god created Adam and E…5 years later…oxygen atoms can have a 1s^2, 2s^2, 2p^4 electronic configurati…8 years later…the fifth string on the guitar instrument is again an E…0987654321##$$&” it’s pretty secure!
Hey you still there? I am interested in the alibaba product! Come back! C’mon! I’ll copy paste it! I won’t sing it again! I promise!
No, but they all do want to sleep with us. Specifically they want our penises inside their vaginas and they want to be swimming in large pools of semen. As I understand. I am not sure about it, I just have a very reliable source. You could say its a hub. I only read it for the articles.
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Technology@lemmy.zip•Federal cyber experts called Microsoft's cloud a "pile of shit," approved it anywayEnglish
3·2 days agoLOL! That’s exactly what I call Microsoft products! It’s just a big steaming pile of shit.
So many things stay broken from one version to another. So many “fixes” related to stealing our data or monitoring what we do or charging us more. Yeah, its a pile of shit.
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Open Source@lemmy.ml•GIMP 3.2.2 Released with Various Improvements and UI/UX Updates
6·4 days agoI use it almost every day at work to fix photos for engineering applications. I am a human person.
What is this? A No Kings airport?
That’s weighs like 25 air port hotdogs!
Or it might not matter when I’m dead or jailed or burnt. Whatever they are planning to do with us citizens.
2.75 more years of this shit.
I wish he got an airport award!
I just created the “Me, I think he deserves an airport award” award and I’m honored to…
Anyway, squirrel!
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Technology@lemmy.world•Sony Shuts Down Nearly Its Entire Memory Card Business Due to SSD ShortageEnglish
62·5 days agoOh oh…shit. That’s going to hit photography hard.
Sex work is still work. They deserve dignity and recognition for what they do for the rest of us. In my moments of solitude only Lulu brings warmth to my life. She’s awesome. I hope things go well to all you guys who do porn for us ugly people.
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Technology@lemmy.zip•Microsoft May Remove Windows 11 Online Login RequirementEnglish
1·7 days agoNah, keep it. Looks good on y’all! Just keep that OS far far away from my computers.
Never trust a hooker trying to sell you corn…or…hear me out…Hanna on 35th! She’s got the best corn!




Hey! You wanna try Linux? I just made a new Linux called Copilot Linux. It looks just like copilot! I added suprice actions to make it as natural a transition as possible!
Things like blue screens of death with just a “fucken” QR code! That way you won’t miss the original! But the QR code goes to porn hub. See? Its good!
For right now I just released the name github. Sign up and I’ll send you ads!