But as a consolation, you can be first in line to place a $250 deposit on Trump 2 Phone (full price just $750)!

🤣😂🤣😂 omg, the world no longer cares

This administration thinks we’re as drunk as they are

I’m afraid this is going to take a stockpile of lake city quite pills

How many times have they been warned not to play gun tag in the lobby?

Even King Chuck noticed

Dept of War: It’s not a war! Don’t call it a war!

Giggity

The extremist group in question? The poor. They’re always complaining about things like fair pay, affordable housing and healthcare.

I’ve been referring to the price hike as the Epstein Gas Tax

“Show of hands, who in the photo has had inappropriate relations with the Governor?”

They’ll be back before a judge on various pedophilia and sexual assault charges soon enough.

Tom Homan confirms ICE Gestapo to be at airports starting Monday

Fixed the headline

The stealing makes them taste better

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Injuries include bruised egos and hurt feelings

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“Young ladies, young ladies, I like ’em underage, see,” and “Some say that’s statutory, but I say it’s mandatory.” --Kid Rock

His what?

This will probably go the same way as no tax on tips