Almost got hit by the goal posts. It’s my own fault, though, I know how much they tend to move around.

I was shown an ad earlier today, talking about how inserting a rectal thermometer into your infant is the closest your husband will get to a threesome. Wildly gross and so unnecessary.

At a glance, is this that copypasta about a seal threatening a child over the internet in Norwegian?

It doesn’t deserve the platform or the dissemination.

But how? With the firm, legal backing of a pledge?? This continues???

So what, you’re telling me you don’t tilt the cup to be perpendicular for every sip?

While you were at work, or at school, maybe out with friends. Perhaps watching your favorite tv show. In some corner of the world, Donald was breathing heavily through his nose while a camera shuttered repeatedly.