clearly the first dish, minus the lobster

yes exactly! you just have to multiply (not add!) the liquids.

just don’t eat for one day before and during?

Unless it’s a very massive pinhole camera?

Modern toilet lobbies have pushed for antisocial pooping for long enough!

Now I understand why some people say anatomy is very difficult, if this is the kind of info that needs to be pointed out.

Yes, should be marked NSFW. I can’t be seen with this kind of meme in public

This is somehow right in the uncanny valley for me, even without a face.