Pretty sure it was in colour - wasn’t that one lion voiced by James Earl Jones?

You asked why, they told you why. Don’t get upset just because they have a different opinion…

ban social media for people between 23 and 46

I’m honestly not sure if you’re trolling or just incredibly ignorant about US American history. America is constantly invading other countries, inciting and supporting coups, stealing resources, murdering civilians. It’s just what they do, have done historically, and will continue to do

Why the fuck are we betting on a country being invaded and a person being kidnapped anyway? Some people are sick

The rich should be thankful it’s only “tax” now

Let’s hope that one of the most important rules of both Christianity and Islam is that you shouldn’t have another god

Pregnant lady showing off she’s had sex so OP knows what he’s missing

Damm bro :/

Can you put me in your will?

Wow, both those options suck. Nice dilemma, OP

If your employers are willing to pay you more for the extra work you’re getting done through automation, go for it. If your employers are going to fire your colleagues, make you do their work, then pocket the profit - keep your improvements to yourself and read a book

Meat producers can fuck off

Source?

Sometimes, and I regret it every time. You’d think I’d have learned by now…

FYI I did shit directly after posting this, it’s technically a postshit not a shitpost. I hope that’s still allowed!

It’s not that it’s not fucked up, it that we don’t want to hear about it

In America, yes. In the UK, no (although it is getting more common with younger people I find)

I heard a theory that it’s because Americans have $100 bills, whereas the UK only goes up to £50. So counting up in hundreds is more natural in America

To be fair, it’s not like we were saying “one thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine”