Must be nice to have politicians who are trying to improve the lives of the people.

Remember there names when it’s time for them to beg for our vote.

Did you say thank you?

Are the Epstein files hidden in the forest?

Dear Grim Reaper:

We all know you like to party, if you please hurry up we can all invite you over for drinks and lap dances.

Sincerely yours, all of humanity.

It’s not just the unskippable ads but also the type of ads as well. I’ve seen some wild ones like ads to make you hard in the bedroom, but it never actually shows the treatment. I’ve seen ads for how to make “homemade” makeup to look younger, the ingredients are baking soda and honey? But I think the wildest one I’ve seen is an ad for a robot puppy but in the ad, you can clearly see it is a real puppy, but they keep saying that it is a robotic AI powered puppy.

The fridge in my kitchen is old enough to be sent off to war and die for Israel.

Very true

If this happens we all need to be off our asses and in the streets. No memes, no shitposting, on the fucking streets. It’s already been way too long and far for this administration to continually hold the world hostage.

Make a quick side quest to the White House please.

Hey wait a minute! That’s a man!

Trump officials prepping for nighttime scenario as Trump dies…

Dear grim reaper: please hurry the fuck up!

Thank god the Dow was under 50k today when she was fired. The entire country might have been sucked into a black hole…

Almost had my heart drop out my ass reading this.

And in other breaking news, forks found in kitchen and dog barks at passing car.

She got her back blown out, by a sniper…

Charlie Kirk’s killing was an inside job. Where was Erika? Where was Trump? Where are the Epstein files?

Just started another forever war in the Middle East…time to build a ballroom.