South Park S3E10, Korn’s Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery.

The whole episode is a Scooby-Doo parody, and it’s alright. But the joke that got me thinking was this:

Jonathan Davis: All right gang, we have to split up and look for clues!

Stan Marsh: How should we split up?

Jonathan Davis: I know! Let’s have everyone who enjoys having obstacles in their life which they can overcome go this way, and everyone whose insecurity sabotage their potential to overcome those obstacles go that way.

[Everyone says “OK!”, then splits up into two roughly equal groups]

Kyle Broflovski: Wow! That was easy!

They just all knew which group they were in immediately. Got me thinking about which group I was in.

Came back to say Fable and Fable II are peak evil path RPGs.

Don’t look up anything about it and finish it this weekend. It’s short and linear. If you appreciate a well-crafted narrative with a message, you owe it to yourself to play the full story.

LMAO

That happens around halfway.

Yes. But anyone else reading this comment needs to know it is so good.

Shiiit. Well I’ve fought it off for this long…

Licensing, I think.

Though the recent news of Israel engaging in white phosphorous strikes makes a girl think, dunnit?

Dude looks like one of Jocko Willink’s failed clones

Definitely. Human Shrek is insanely hot

Echoing Spec Ops: The Line.

It’s no longer available on Steam, but if you can find a way to play it then you should. Probably the most necessary game about war at the moment.

They delisted this shit from Steam right before shit popped off next to Dubai in real life.

and this is all you get for beating it:

There’s certainly dogshit nowadays, but I don’t think modern gamers understand that NES games set the price standard that is just now changing. A $50 game, I believe, is around $180 adjusted for inflation. You buy Forspoken, you get your refund, and then you buy Halo on sale for $4 instead. You buy Ghostbusters, and that’s your game. That’s the game you have. Play it, or don’t.

Thank goodness for rentals.

Ghostbusters on NES.

I was a kid that inherited an NES from a family member, so they already had a ton of good games. Double Dribble, Super Mario Bros, Adventure Island. A lot of hits.

But there were also a bunch of cool games, or so I thought. Who Framed Roger Rabbit? That looks cool. Ah, this is kinda advanced for a kid. It must be a me problem. Well, let’s check out this Ghostbusters game.

That’s when I realized that games could be dogshit. The whole game’s music is a 30-second loop. The gameplay doesn’t even make sense, and to this day I have not tried to learn it. Nay, I refuse to.

I felt so vindicated when I found the AVGN as I got older.

Fallout 3, when I was 15. I had read the strategy guide (with no pictures) at my library, and struggled to even comprehend a game that expansive.

Hell yeah, it was worth it.

Sounds like a shit cart. But I’ve had carts from good brands bleed like that before.

Tbh if you want pain relief, just get an edible and eat it when you go in for hair removal lol.

So usually those pens just get clogged with the oil.

Suck it like a blocked milkshake straw. Really hard with forward mouth placement. You’re basically using your mouth as a plunger to clear the blockage.

I’ve tried using a toothpick to clear them, but not to much success.

Fallout New Vegas set my expectation for quest choice and faction interactivity. I could go on about that, but everyone knows what people think about New Vegas.

Last year, I beat Dark Souls. That’s now set my standard for RPG gameplay. There’s bullshit, same as any game, but I don’t think I’ve ever played another RPG where I’ve felt my skill going up alongside my in-game stats. Then you get to the Bed of Chaos, and that kinda goes out the window…

Literal victims being victimized doing more to punish Epstein associates than the US Govt.

I was relieved to see she was interviewed as an adult in 2019. Brave as a girl, brave as a woman.

Cock Wash?