Tundra_Lifeform
- 30 Posts
- 31 Comments
Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.socialOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Dumbledore and Prisoner's BarbecueEnglish
6·15 days agoBro that’s like as big as the first 2 books combined…THANKS
Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.socialOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Uhh freaky squeaky, like a yucky ducky 😫😫😫English
1·24 days agoI think you can definitely crush some eggs
Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.socialOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Uhh freaky squeaky, like a yucky ducky 😫😫😫English
2·24 days agoI love you Mcbludda
Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.socialOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Uhh freaky squeaky, like a yucky ducky 😫😫😫English
6·24 days agoYessir
Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.socialOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•*wet snapping sound*English
2·28 days agoI’m a somelier of sorts in this particular trade
It means your options have just been limited
It’s yolking time 🥚🔨
Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.socialOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•*while playing ping-pong* haha could you detonate one of my ba-English
3·29 days agoLol you’re right, let me cast a torsion shield spell for you
Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.socialOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•*while playing ping-pong* haha could you detonate one of my ba-English
4·30 days agoJust busting your balls bro
Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.socialOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH *scooping watermelon with a plastic bag sound*English
7·30 days agoIts just physical humor, and the images arent unrelated, in every post so far each character has telekinesis, or the ability to twist your testicle chords on demand, like a samoan playing ukulele
Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.socialOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH *scooping watermelon with a plastic bag sound*English
7·30 days agoGot carried away, sorry. Its a meme about testicular torsion, which is a very physically painful thing to experience and can happen to any testicle wearer
Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.socialOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH *scooping watermelon with a plastic bag sound*English
112·30 days agoIt’s cable season
Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.socialOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH *scooping watermelon with a plastic bag sound*English
91·30 days agoYou’d be ketchupmayo’ing on the floor bro
Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.socialOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•*wet snapping sound*English
21·30 days agoTake the water, champ
Yeah, it just, didn’t really hit much of a note for me. I got the same feeling i used to get when I was young and playing make-believe or with toys with my friends, one of our moms would come and break us up so we could go home, so we just rushed the story of whatever we were doing just so we would close things up for the day
i love this template. I just hate the circumstances I know it from



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